Next up... the weather report. Brought to you by Eternal Sunshine pepper sprays - pain and destruction in the palm of your hands!

Good evening. Thunderstorms will be expected in most parts of your work, with heavy downpour and lightning in other areas. Experts have also predicted a hurricane to hit the central part of work in the next few months so workers are reminded to stay alert until further updates. Due to the unpredictable weather patterns in recent months flash floods and landslides may also be expected in some areas of work. Some experts have even talked about the fear of a tsunami hitting most of work and causing massive devastation.

So in a nutshell, the months to come will be characterized by dark and gloomy skies. So step out at your own risk, while experts have also advised that workers evacuate the premise before nature hits.

This has been the weather report, brought to you by Eternal Sunshine pepper sprays - Remember, you ain't got the power to cause pain and destruction until you get one in the palm of your hand!