In the spirit of letter-writing and inspired by Mr Brown's "letter to Mummy" as seen in the previous posting (thanks wuchang for that piece of info!), Pearl has decided that it is time to assert her rights as a living person and stand firm in her pursuits for a better life. She will start by penning this letter...

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Dear Mosquitos,


STOP HAUNTING ME YOU F***ING LOWLIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Suffering from Acute Stress Disorder and possibily OCD
Pearl

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Pearl hereby apologizes for the use of profanities and for any distress that may have been caused. However, Pearl asserts that this is the best word she can find to accurately express her disdain and hatred for the party involved. She concedes to her serious lack of vocabulary.