Think it takes too long to learn a new language?

This guy managed to squeeze one semester of Spanish into one catchy love song. Silly, definitely (just look at the translation), but funny and very easy to learn too. Heh...

Oh man, this guy has such a 'qian bian' (asking for a beating) face...



One word was wrong in the entire song though. I'll let you pick out which one :P

Translated lyrics:

Hi girl!
What's your name?
My name is Mike. My name is Mike.

Where's the bathroom?
Happy Birthday!
What time is it?
What time is it?

Ladadadada.

I like the library.
I live in a red house.
I have two bicycles.
Thank you and you're welcome.

How old are you?
One moment please.

It's the one semester of Spanish spanish love song.

My mom is pretty.
My cat is very white.
Excuse me, excuse me.

Ladadadada.

One, two, three, and four.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Nine, ten ... I don't remember how to say eleven.

Antonio Banderas.
Large nachos and cinnamon twists.

It's the one semester of Spanish spanish love song.

Goodbye.

No 'remembro' how to say 'eleven'? It's 'once' (pronounced: on-say).